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If the average person on the street was asked what Taco Bell, sexual harassment, and running stadium steps have in common, they most likely wouldn't be able to tell you, now, would they? But that's why you, fair reader and FindLaw patron are here, perusing evil college football programs rather than getting your appellate briefs filed, or meeting the circuit judge for golf right now. You seek knowledge no one else has. Welcome.

As if the rest of the Big 12 had any doubt, it became apparent that KU Football is in the gutter, both on and off the field, after the incident known as Chalupagate stole the Jayhawk's off-season headlines. For those of you not in the know, defensive end Cordell Rayford went loco after a Lawrence Taco Bell allegedly shorted him a chalupa at 2 A.M. on November 17th, 1999. Man, what that warm, pillowy flatbread does to people! The 6-3, 260 pound Rayford unfortunately had his escape thwarted, after becoming stuck in the drive-thru window while trying to accost the three female employees who so maliciously forgot his chalupa.

But the Jayhawks weren't done there. Two players were investigated for an incident where the gridders fondled, spanked, taunted, and held a KU female soccer player against a truck hood.

Coach Allan, you want extra hot sauce with your tarnish? No worries. You'll be in the hot seat if the Jayhawks can't even keep it interesting against Nebraska. Heck, even those sorry Buffaloes to the West did that. You've kept your team in one poll all year. Problem is, it's not the right one. Yes, Taco Bell, sexual harassment and running stadium steps do have a common denominator-that's a final spot in the 2000 Tarnished Twenty. Coach, in the off-season, I'd hold the guacamole …

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